Stone Cold Heart

liamdryden:

my 8 year-old brother just came into my room with the roman numeral for 9 written on a page, and asked me how to turn it into a 6

not getting what he meant I wrote VI on the page and he was like “nope” and wrote an S next to the IX and jesus christ I can’t believe I just got so owned 

(via dumdumpoophead)

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

(via brittanaismyparadise)

kingschultzies:

*policeman voice* alright sir im going to have to ask you a few questions. *pulls out notepad* where did you come from? where did you go? *slams fists on interrogation table* where DID you come from cotton eyed joe?

(via teambrittana)

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

(via so-many-lyrics)